Tank

Yes, that's right! I'm bringing the service to this forum, in hopes that I can aid you all!

Hey all, the name's Tank, and I'm looking for some work.
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What is Offered here-
-Essays (Single, Double Space, Anything Else)
-Poetry (4 Lines to 92 Lines, More if needed!)
-Revision And Tutoring (Best for Book Reports!!)
-Site Introductions/Etc
-Odes/Sonnets
-Anything that has to do with me Typing, really!
-And, of Course, a Warm One-on-One Connection with my Customers.

MY GUARANTEE-
YOU WILL NEVER GET COPIED WORK! I can 100% Guarantee you will NEVER get Plagiarized work. Everything, EVERY STROKE on my Keyboard comes from my Imagination. You may Citation check me however much you Desire- Your Paper/Poetry is CUSTOM and will be to the most Tip-Top Standards. A Man is nothing without his word. This thread would have died had I been lying to my customers. I believe I should bust my ass so you don't have too. I enjoy what I do, and I love even more to get paid for it. Why then, should I cheat?
I will not. If you can prove to me that my work that I give to you is Stolen, I will close this Thread, Delete my account, and never return to the Hackforums.

Levels of Quality-
In order to maintain a "Shroud" Against your Teacher/Professor, I offer 4 Levels of Quality.
A- Idiot This is the Lowest, and you will most likely make around a C or so.
B- Student The Next Level. You will have Decent work, with few mistakes. B~
C- B+ Student The Chances of you being Citation Checked or Researched against are Heightened here.
D- A+ Student YOU WILL BE CITE CHECKED.

All of these are all the same price- Free. You choose the Quality, what you want, and what Information needs to be in the Paper.
I do the rest while you relax.

Security Features-
-50% of Anything done WILL be paid in Front Before I even Begin. This is to Ensure that if you intend on screwing me over, I will at least have that.
The other 50% will be given after you revise and tell me what I need to change, if anything.
-If you do not pay me after I give you the Paper, EVERY word of it will be placed on as many Sites as I can possibly muster to put it on. Let's hope your not Checked, or you'll be in deep shit for Plagiarism.

My Goal-
To Give Quality Work at Quantity Prices.

Yours Truly,

--Tank
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I can type up everything to School papers, to poetry (For those who feel they cannot "Express" themselves. Will be kept confidential. ), I hit about 56 WPM with no mistakes, 60 with 1 mistake. I am very flexible with my payments, as I do have a job and I make close to 130~ weekly.

I love to write and I am on my computer for at least 5-7 hrs daily. (If you want the truth, I learned to type so fast from World 1 in Runescape when I was younger. Have to type fast to sell!!).

Examples of some of *MY* poetry are as follows;

-----"What is Love?"



....."What is Love? No... Really, what is love?
Is it just something we say when we get off the Phone,
Is it something we tell our each other when we can't think
of what to say?
Is it?
Or is it something more...
Something...That boils, deep within...
When we think of each other...
Personally, it makes me Grin...
And I love it...It...
It feels like a sin... mmm...
Oh man, I get this, like,
Warm sensation, you know?...
All over... It's...Well...
You know.
It's Eratic,
Ecstatic,
I feel like I should
Panic,
But no, not with you,
I feel you all around me,
In my very soul... In my heart...
And The one thing, I lust for most,
Is not what lies beneath your clothes,no,
I Lust for Love, Pure and Sweet,
Your Love for me, Makes me feel complete,
Like Bees love Honey, Your More precious then pearls,
It kills me when I can see my baby girl,..."


"True Affection"

Of the lilys of the field,
or of the stars of the sky,
I do so, love you more,
and would willingly die,
would give up my breath,
and my will to live,
I would give it all,
if there were only something to give,
your worth is not in gold,
or of sparkling pearls,
your more then the earth,
not an ordinary girl,
you deserve to be treated,
as you would treat yourself,
and anyone who gets in the way,
is going to get my hell,
For your love is mine,
and no matter the cost,
we will remain inter-twined,
down the holes till we're lost,
as long as we have another,
whether in mind or body,
then we can never lose,
till past our bodies are rotting,
for Love Endures,
through good and the bad,
It holds through till past the end,
and it never gets mad,
for with anger comes hurt,
and hurt gives rage,
but who can hurt us,
when we're out of our cage?
None, my love,
I speak it out now-
Let all who oppose us,
become unbound!
For those who have not felt such,
Invigorating Love,
is desperately lost,
and needs help from above,
Take what's said,
of the mustard seed;
what's the smallest, with faith,
can create the Biggest leaves,
what is truly remarkable in others,
is another day for us;
Because we want more then one thing,
we're not out for lust,
and for those who mock,
pittle and shout-
You don't need anybody,
you can do without!,
then for you few, I pray,
for one day You'll see;
That when you meet her,
you'll finally be free,
Be free of Distress,
Regards and Emotion,
Let your waves flow,
like that of the Ocean;
Speak only in Love,
and for true affection,
I say speak Only in Love;
and For True Affection.




---Poetry -------

Length of time till due/needed---

===Less then 24 Hrs===

---Normal Poetry---
*These prices can fluctuate dependent on what type of
artwork you want. Less for Love, Faith, etc. But the price never goes up above what you see.
16 Lines = 4$
(Free Lance is 3$, Rhyming poetry is set at 4$. 4 lines per Stanza. Can be set to AABB, ABAB, AAAB, or ABBB Rhyming pattern, you choose.
32 Lines = 6$
(Free Lance is 5$, Rhyming poetry is set at 6$. 4 lines per Stanza. can be set to AABB, ABAB, AAAB, or ABBB Rhyming pattern, you choose.

Other (+)= 9$
(Max at 98 lines, then price go
Other(-)=1$

---Odes and Sonnets---

All Odes and Sonnets are currently priced at---
4$ each.

---Schooling Papers---

5 Paragraphs per Page. 6 Sentences per Paragraph.


Price per page = 4.50$. Two pages is 8$, and Three is set at 11.50$! ( After three it is 3$ a Page.)

Remember, these prices above are only set for folks who want there project(s) done with 24 Hrs.


===24 Hrs to 3 Days===


---Normal Poetry---

16 Lines = 2$
(Free Lance is 1$, Rhyming poetry is set at 2$. 4 lines per Stanza. Can be set to AABB, ABAB, AAAB, or ABBB Rhyming pattern, you choose.
32 Lines = 3.50$
(Free Lance is 2$, Rhyming set to 3.50$ per stanza) 4 lines per Stanza. can be set to AABB, ABAB, AAAB, or ABBB Rhyming pattern, you choose.

Other (+)= 6$
(Max at 98 lines, then price go
Other(-)=1$

---Odes and Sonnets---

Not as experienced with Odes and Sonnets, so the price is pretty low.

All Odes and Sonnets are currently priced at---
3$ each.

---Schooling Papers---

5 Paragraphs per Page. 6 Sentences per Paragraph.


Price per page = 3.50$. Two pages is 6$, and Three is set at 10$! ( After three it is 3$ a Page.)


I can also adjust my prices depending on what you need. Let's say you need a catchy little Slogan, or something cute to text your wife.

Or whatever catches your mind. Whatever you need, I can most probably get it.

If there is anything here that You dont understand, if you have any questions,
would like to talk to me one on one,
would like to make an order,
or would like a different alternative to the prices set above, please feel free to leave a message here. As I said first hand, I am on every morning and every night.

I would be more then glad to help you if you have any special requests.

Thanks,

--Tank

Extras-

Express Delivery and Service is now Available. Need it done within 4 Hours?
Dependent on the amount being done will Fluctuate the Price.
4$ - 15$ (The only way it'd get to 15 is if you had like a 3+ page essay.)

Other-

I Offer All of my customers a 1-1 Experience. I will Call you, or you can call me.
-----Previous Satisfied + Unsatisfied Customer Reviews-----

(Quotes taken from the HF)




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How to Contact me-

Yahoo- Thatank777
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Myspace- MySpace - The Anarchist Nonstop Katalasist - 17 - Male - Valdosta - myspace.com/tankthacwb
Pming me Here
Posting Here
Skype-> tankthecwb

6 Ways to Contact me. Don't Hesitate! Thanks!!
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I vouch for tank, heck.. He's an awsome poet and writer.

If my vouch means anything at all..